OMG topshop have taken leave of their senses. now who in their right minds would wear THIS

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I personally cannot wait to do some people watching in a few weeks time, it's gonna be hilarious
you would only wear that for a dare though wouldn't you?

lol jackie

does my bum look big in this?

"it's not pies and cake, it's all bustle"

Look at the 'jumpsuit' .

Steve Yoni must have been sniffing glue when he designed this gem of a collection

Who is Steve Yoni?

Yoni's Muse

oh how gorgeous! i think they would really flatter my size 24 frame?!!!!

OH MY GOOD GOD

almost speechless

The jumpsuit would look cracking on your ready-to-drop frame, MrsJC

I've heard of saddlebag thighs but never pan lid thighs???

Oh my good God. Those are hideous.

WTF are Topshop doing?

I keep looking at them and really can't get over them. That floral fabric. The vomit coloured background. Like Laura Ashley on acid after a trip to the East in the Sixties. eeeeuuurgghh

that is most certainly the most repulsive item of clothing i've ever seen

its like the designers gone to Boden and thrown up

peach mmm
jersey (nice and clingy)
ruched (attractive)
floral (grandma's curtains)

and £50 !

FFS

x post with Lady Macbeth !!

Can we have a prize for whoever first sees someone in the street wearing these?

julien mcdonald would make mincemeat of steve yoni and his colection on project catwalk. that whole collection is hillarious!!!

yes! But you have to go and say 'wow these are nice, where did you get them' without laughing
price could be £10 voucher for top shop

I'm going to have to go back into Croydon and try them on .... Snort!

prize.....

How about this Bubble Hem is "puff ball skirt" isn't it?

Yuk!!