i have SEEN the mn hoLY GRAIL!!!! a water proof mac that looks OK!!

[FluffyMummy123]

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umbrellas are teh work of the devil

umbrella incompatible with pushchair

who has enough hands for an umbrella and they are all leaky and drippy

you've got the wrong hat Nrs B. this one's much better

hats for badgers

pushchairs. I know. so I sepnt the best part of 4 years (well, the rainy parts of 4 years) wearing my berghaus and a random baseball cap that I found in the monk's bench. I don't think anyone saw me.

blimey Mrs B. that's thrown me. they all suit him. why do they have to make these things so hard?

when i started to work as a journalist i totally gave up on umbrellas because it's hard to hold one whilst brandishing a microphone.

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