rofl tiredmama. It cracked me up!
I was at a carboot sale with a friend recently.She is a very fragile single 42 year old with lots of relationship and personal issues (you know the sort).
Anyway,some bloke on one of the stalls started chatting to us and after a while said. 'So you're mother (ie her) and daighter (ie me) right?'
As you can imagine,it did nothing for her already shattered ego.
I recall she went straight home.