I want to get a new outfit for christmas parties

[Katymac]

What do I choose

I have:
long legs
Tiny waist
Very short waisted
Big boobs
Big bum
Tummy approaching flatishness (with magic knickers)
Bingo wings

What do I wear - must be a skirt - will be dancing

Help me?......please I am a fashion disaster

No-one?

Katy, have you looked on the monsoon websitre? They have some fabulous numbers and every thread o dresses this season so far has ended up there! A lot of them are fifties shapes which would work wonderfully on you I feel, and if you're worried about your arms Asda have a rather nice little black velver bolero jacket that would finish most outfits a treat (or go for a pashmina- I ahve a nasty scar on my arm and often choose a pashmina, really cheap on ebay these days LOL)

Gosh is that what's in atm

I have a case full of dresses upstairs from when I was dancing more seriously

Goodness me - I wonder which I should wear?

Oh yes very in LOL!

The older the better too, vintage!

this should convince you LOL

I have this one
Tallulah Ruched Dress in red
Sandy Red Dress in red
Black Teardrop Dress without the beads
Marquis Embroidered Dress this colout but with sleeves in lace looks a bit like this
Camille Lace Dress
Sandy Black Dress in green or in black with a shawl colour

Gosh I must get in the attic

I tried a gorgeous one on in Asda - but it was gold (not one of my colours)
And a gab red one in Tesco but it was too bare

forf a balcka tie do?

No for childminding

Yes for a black tie (DH is getting his DJ out....think he needs a new shirt - what's the fashion in bow ties/cumberbands this year?)