Ha. The dress Oliveoil mentioned EONS ago is now dress of the moment

[oliveoil]

so you can all stick that in your classic little poncey black numbers and smoke it

lol "its not worth it"

it's worf it sumtimes

Ahh well that could work MrsB. Gravity has stolen my norks and maybe if I squeezed myself into it, it would suck in all that excess stuff.

whats not worth it

pepoel who dress fom asos are involved in petty assault

oh

i get it

What is ASOS?

Is that like Littlewoods or Kays?

asos.com

expat

YF, that teal blue backless dress is the perfect colour for you. You would look fab in it. I have a monsoon dress similar shape to the warehouse one. You need good strapless bra and (in my case) spanx pants.

breeching the peace.

disorderly conduct.

public intoxication.

creating a nuisance.

yes i get it now expat

god am so behind:

Danni dress from ASOS only if small pert norks, ver unforgiving.
prom dress worth a try as boning counteracts gravity and squeezes excess wibble.

And it's generally not worf gettin' into a dispute with another chap

it is a place where you can buy cheapish copies of 'celebs' clothes ... sometimes not that cheap either ...

often seen on petty crims by the sounds !

asbos.com

ooo thanks GB
How are you doing?

Quite like some of the stuff on ASOS so cant knock it too much. Love their shoes.

Ooh I like that green dress a lot Cod. Hate the French Connection one in the link though.

lol at asbos

cod, give me your opinion on the dress I linked to in my thread 'rethinking my outfit...' Ta

what are back hamsters?

wtf? i bought that dress the other day to wear to the mn meetup, but plumped for a bit less glam in the end anyway...

had no idea it was being worn all over the shop.

looks fabulous on me (v forgiving)

oh well. she said i could take it back within two weeks. or maybe i'll keep it for 10 years then wear it as vintage

rolls of fat that bunch up around your bra

nice!

btw do some bras not do that as much as others or do you just have to lose the fat? im not fat, but bras not looking good.

never been much good at bras. pre dcs i had no boobs anyway

thanks so much! I was thinking hairy. phew!

you are supposed to go for fitting etc it works miracles, apparently

oh gawd. will feel like an awkward teenager. and now i dont live in laaandon, where do i go for proper bra fitting?

i have some feeding bras that fit, maybe ill just keep wearing them till they fall to bits. not even bf'ing anmore. sad.