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OK...I need the perfect swimwear....

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chocolateshoes · 04/11/2006 13:57

that will conceal my flabby tum. Help!I need something to wear on holiday at Christmas. I look so crap in my bikini I can't wear it. I only usually wear one piece costumes for proper swimming and somehow the non-sporty one pieces make me think I'm turning into my Mum! (I'm 36). I'll also be with my two amazingly stylish SILs. Have you seen the right thing for me? Susannah & Trinny are you there?????????????????

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bigdipper · 04/11/2006 14:11

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TheDaVinciCod · 04/11/2006 14:11

no you must have red and pink as your colorus for hol
have mathcin flip flips and kaftan an d stuff nad htose fab sunglasses

keep them on allt he time to look stylish
also buy som water resitant lipgloss and a fab beach bag - NOYt a mum holdall

TheDaVinciCod · 04/11/2006 14:12

BOTH FGS! grrr YOu have to have two

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chocolateshoes · 04/11/2006 14:13

And actually the prices aren't bad so.....

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TheDaVinciCod · 04/11/2006 14:13

order now
go on

foxinsocks · 04/11/2006 14:13

I think the one I got from M&S was called miracle swimsuit or something but I can't see it online (perhaps they have them in store)

that pink one leaves a lot to be desired - surely your breasts would fall out of it every time you moved

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chocolateshoes · 04/11/2006 14:13

Where's my credit card....

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chocolateshoes · 04/11/2006 14:14

Thats what I worried about FISox. With running around after DS I'd be constantly worried I was falling out!

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TheDaVinciCod · 04/11/2006 14:15

she has gnat bite- ish 34Bs

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chocolateshoes · 04/11/2006 14:16

And that's why I love Mumsnet! I woke up this morning stressing about my swimwear....and now...problem solved!

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TheDaVinciCod · 04/11/2006 14:16

DOyour boobs move?

surely they asre so small they just hover?

foxinsocks · 04/11/2006 14:17

hee hee

mine are simlarish in size and I think the smaller they are, the more they flap about - they've got no weight to hang in the right place iyswim

TheDaVinciCod · 04/11/2006 14:17

beleive you me you are so wrong

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chocolateshoes · 04/11/2006 14:18

I wish! After b/feeding for 14mths they're somewhat floppy!

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foxinsocks · 04/11/2006 14:19

perhaps it is the degree of floppiness rather than the size

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chocolateshoes · 04/11/2006 14:20

on a scale of 1 to 10, 1 being super pert and 10 being mega-floppy, I'd say I was an 8.5

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TheDaVinciCod · 04/11/2006 14:21

choc shoes chnaegs her naem to spaneisl ears

foxinsocks · 04/11/2006 14:23

worst thing about non pert small boobs though (and I speak from experience), is when you put a tight swimming costume on and it squashes them to nothing

I think safe halterneck syleee or something that shows off what's left of them is a good way to go

foxinsocks · 04/11/2006 14:23

style that should say not syleeeeeeeeeeee

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chocolateshoes · 04/11/2006 14:27

ha ha COD. Yes maybe that'll be my new alias! Have just ordered the cossie & the kaftan, now to look into the M&S one.

You are stars!

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