oh mi god tartan platform court shoes slurpslurpslurp I think I may be having a mid life crisis because I NEED these shoes

[harpsichordcarrion]

though god knows I will look v muttony in them

yes good plan WB
black pencil skirt
black top
dh's eyes will be on stalks mind you

ha expat, my mum bought dd1 a kilt in my dad's tartan for her second birthday
she looks the business in it actually

Please buy them, £70 isnt that much

Love kilts.

Wear these shoes with opaque tights, a long bias type skirt in black & a velverty top

You can use one of these to stop you falling over

lol heifer! - in fact just what the well dressed mumsnetter about town would need.

Does it come with a matching brolly or rain hat?

I give up, I was tring to find a trolley with similar tartan, but hey life is far to short....

No idea where those grannies buy theirs from...

or what about one of those bobble hats?

DD1s Xmas dress is her family tartan. It brings out her green eyes and she looks edible in it.

they ahd tartain shoe sin new look
on ly 20

blisters thrown in free

Perhaps Cod has a tartan shopping trolley she is willing to lend you Harpsi....

harpsi! get a grip on yourself woman!!
the way you can spin the shoe is great fun though....

Oh, isn't it! I had to stop because it was making me dizzy

Handbag to clash with the shoes

I think the tartan shoes are gorgeous and I would wear them with black. I love tartan and kilts though (well I am Scottish so it is allowed!)

I have to say that although I'm not generally very keen on tartan either, the shape of those is gorgeous, and could look fab worn with the right thing.

OMG these are soooo cool, they have to go on my christmas list. i used to have a pair of trousers that would match them!!

HC, come teach for me, then you can afford more silly shoes ...

I like tartan.

On Scots people.

On DH, sllllurrrrrpp . . .

Those are lovely shoes, though, but not very practical.

That's the point, though, no?

hcc - I love 'em and if I didn't have too many high heels already that I don't get enough wear out of I'd consider buying them.

I'd wear them with black (got plenty of that in my wardrobe)