No solutions, only sympathy.
Pale skin, dark haired. I have a monobrow - starts at one side of my face and goes all the way across without stopping. A reasonable-ish (but slightly wild) top line, but goes down to below the crease line on my eyelids. My hair everywhere grows extremely fast, eyebrows no exception.
Hate going away - the mirrors are never what I need, so I get home and discover a forest.
Have also explored laser - there's a type of laser known as ruby which could in theory be used, but nobody has those any more, they're old technology.
Threading's no good, they grow back - like you, there are so many of the hairs, there's always some new ones growing through. I've had electrolysis, it was a waste of time and money. And that theory that if you pluck them often enough they stop growing back - forget it. I'm very good at plucking, get the whole hair out - sometimes with a 'bulb' on the end - but they still grow.
And I too never feel properly groomed, knowing that my eyebrows are never perfect or even close.
The best I can do is use good tweezers (Tweezerman slant tipped) and if I'm going somewhere special, the day before I put the tweezers in my pocket and check my brows in every mirror in the house, every time I pass. Different lights and different angles show up different hairs so I can get most of them out. But others are still growing back by the next day.
Have flowers!
