What are you wearing today?

[Gobbledigook]

From the top:

Diamond earrings
White M&S bra
White vest
Brown v-neck fitted jumper
Wedding and engagement ring, Jasper Conran watch, another gold ring
White M&S knickers
Bench khaki combat pants
Black Next socks
Brown Rocket Dog trainers

khaki skirt just above knee, herringbone black tights, black crew t shirt, nasty purple bra that needs the bin- indeed probably did 5 years ago, knickers (that's wnough deatil frankly), yellow pumps

dark jeans
o'neil t-shirt
rip curl hooded cardi thing
and my trusty vans

surgical stocking (just the one in a lovely shade of American Tan!) - had veins done in one leg yesterday and have to wear the bloody thing for next 2 weeks. Soooo sexy.

Oh, and obviously the usual, white bra and knicks, Hennes vest top, long white linen skirt to disguise surgical stocking and pink fake Birkenstocks! Do I win the prize for the most unstylish today?

cream cords french connection
white t shirt bhs
pink cardi oasis
feeding bra
white knickers m and s

miss average me

White shirt with thin black stripes from H&M
Black Tank Top from Tesco
Grey trousers from Tesco
Pants from Asda
Bra from H&M

silver hooped earings
black m and s bra
yellow string top with ds' sick all over
blue thongs
grey nike short
trainer socks from primark
also ds' dribble all down my leg(trying to put him to sleep)

n
o
t
h
i
n
g

n
o
t
h
i
n
g

Dark burgundy draped DKNY sleeveless top
Ancient (sorry, "vintage") Issey Miyake pleats please grey jacket
Dark blue Emporio Armani jeans
Black round toed Joan & David wedges, also classified as "vintage"!
M&S underwear
Diamond earrings
22 carat emerald-cut aquamarine ring

(just been at a drinks party)

you aboslute ponce

( ghuys she wears a sack the rest of the time)
i hate threads liek this
pph o] onces adn the rest of yo makeup outfits when youa re all i blachy pants
i am in pjs by marks and spencer

eugh cod, put some clothes on...

I have been out for the evening clutching an envelope addressed to "Mrs Cods Wallop, Salisbury", carried it around all evening, said to DH "remind me to stop at the post box on the way back", and have just brought it back into the kitchen where it is sitting on the table looking at me.

I'm really sorry, I'll try and post it tomorrow...

ah! you are reperived form poncecity

oh I'm in 'blachy pants'

I can only imagine that these are what that refers to

my babydoll

seven for all mankind jeans
plain white t-shirt
dark brown leather belt
swede chunky flip flops
or even suede flip flops

I'm PONCETASTIC and proud of it, oh fishyone

she gets to not be a ponce cos she carries an envelope

?

Pale blue pyjamas by....White Company

Slippers by.......mad Azerbaijani at roadside in Nizhny Novgorod seven years ago (and wearing better than above)

no cos the enevelop is osmthign i want
so have to smarm

I get not to be a ponce because I'm sending her something she wants he he he he

even magistrates can be bought, chicken

Bright green M&S cheapo t-shirt, long Per Una denim skirt, pink, brown and grey stripey socks (these are new, very exciting ) and cream coloured Birkenstocks. I look gorgeous! Ha, ha, ha!!!

can you wear birkies with socks? [shock}