I've just read the accompanying description of that godawful dress: "This unqiue Moschino strapless Popcorn dress perfectly showcases designer Jeremy Scott's pop-culture focused take on design. A veritable talking point, the exaggerated silhouette and colourful tongue-in-cheek popcorn illustrations will guarantee this style pulls focus at any event."
Yes, if the event is a film premiere, and you've been employed to direct customers to the concession stand. What next, square ballgowns with "Golf Sale" on?