Laugh.
Until last year, we had some wallpaper in our bedroom which was put up by the previous owners. It was a kind of swirly pattern but in downward rows and looked exactly like a vadge. It was blue, glittery and cream, but when we'd viewed the house, the owner said she'd tried (and failed) to get it in pink for her daughters' rooms. Thank fuck.
DH didn't spot it until I pointed it out and then he was desperate to get rid of it because he said every time he looked at it, he saw blue glittery vaginas. He even pointed it out to the tradesmen who came to redo the bedrooms. Which was quite embarrassing.