Trying a new mobile hairdresser later. She's highly recommended. I haven't had a haircut for 11 months other than hacking away at it myself so it's pretty desperate.
My hair is very fine and it has a natural wave/curl if left to dry by itself. It's in dry and weak condition for the first time ever, probably the ravages of small children and crap lifestyle combined with regularly forgetting to rinse dye off before an hour has passed. Due to hair loss and breakage I have a million wispy short bits sticking up along my parting and hairline. It gets straightened once or twice a week.
It's currently below my shoulders, slightly shaped around my face. I have a side parting and a wee cow's lick to add insult to injury. I wear glasses and have a fat round face.
What do I ask for? It's going to be a boring bob isn't it?