"fashion addict" ???...............its got to stop

[poisson]

this was ont he bag of a crimpleened day tripper

when i rule the world only accurate slogasn will be worn

so no " class of 82"

or "playboy"

or anything
unless you ARE a play boy

rofl at 'accurate slogans'

'This shirt is blue'
'I secretly enjoy my violin practice'
'I hid those letters from school'
'Tomatoes are actually a fruit'
'Pi cannot be adequately expressed as a decimal'
'I got a bronze medal for Handicraft at the church fête in 1982'
'I worry about the environment but am too lazy to do anything about it'

yes or
" gosh i do needto losea bit of weight just >>>>>> here"

or" will will walk really slwoly"

'yes, I know this t-shirt's ghastly but it was clean'

lol at Mrs Badger
a woman who used to work for me wore a t shirt every single "casual" Friday saying "naughty."
she soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo wasn't

or

" i shoudl have kept my jacket on you can se the sweat stains"

oh god yes

I saw "sex kitten" on an orange, wrinkly, cat's arsehole mouthed 50 something the other day (you know the sort, goes on holiday to the Gambia and marries some poor sod with a huge wanger and drags him back to Basildon)

'will try to pay by cheque'
'will stop to answer phone and cause you to tread on my flipflops'

lol
oh GOD yes

i shoudl haev challengede fashin addict woman

" no as you are looking at stretch torusers do you really define yourself as a fahsion adidct?"

it's still not as bad as having 'bling' written across your arse in diamante

or england " ye sit is almsts that big"

It should be a rule that if you wear a T-shirt that says 'Barrier Reef', 'Daytona Beach' etc, you have actually been there...

dh has a really nice Santa Cruz tshirt that he bought in Santa Cruz, can he wear that?

Permission granted. If it was a universal rule we could be suitably impressed. Ds has a Santa Cruz one that he got in Debenhams....

Santa Cruz is lovely

I went on a v old wooden rollercoaster and had shrimp on the boardwalk

then spent 3 hours in freak goth record shop talking to American teenager freaks

it was great

I always assume people wearing Canada-themed shirts are actually Canadian and have to work hard to suppress my urge to shout "moosefscker!" at them.

So can Canada-themed stuff be only be worn by actual Canadians? Or nobody at all, that would be even better ...

If you've been there done it you can wear the T-shirt. But if you got your 'Hawaii' Tshirt in New Look, no (slinks off as have 'Belize' Tshirt I got in Gap)

there was a man who is camp as a row of tents at the playgroup the other day with 'cool as fcuk' on his t-shirt

I had to cling on the dd2's buggy to stop myself running over and yelling 'no you are not'.

with ripped jeans.....

lol

cd, lol at vivid picture of chav sex tourist granny... "i went to the gambia and look what i bought" maybe...