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what IS it about nude shoes ?

41 replies

BetsyBidwell · 24/09/2013 20:08

i hate them.

They look like a prosthesis of a foot, that nasty nasty american tan colour, that even the most $$ leather looks plastic.

The daily mail of them ( where no woman can ever be made over without a pair of them and the obligatory wrap dress).

And lastly the utterly wannabe " exectutive" apprentice s thing

stop wearing them

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BetsyBidwell · 24/09/2013 20:44

i think its also the thing that women wear to look all " h'executive" when they just look naff like a porn star office woman

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LapsedPacifist · 24/09/2013 20:47

It is Daily Mail policy only to show women wearing dresses in their features. Trousers are banned. I was part of a DM photoshoot for a Mother's Day feature about another parenting forum a few years ago (that wasn't used in the end) and we were told this by the DM stylist.

And their 'makeover' Hmm made me look like UTTER SHIT as well! Angry Serves me right for selling my soul for a free lunch.... Blush

BetsyBidwell · 24/09/2013 20:54

NO WAY!!! why? whats with the dresses

what was wrong with the way you looked?

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tethersend · 24/09/2013 21:09

I have no feelings on them. They're beige. Literally.

ShreddedHoops · 24/09/2013 21:15

I have some I got for a wedding (standard) but I like them with my leopard print pyjama trousers and black drapey vest for night out wear. I suppose black heels would work better but I don't actually have any, weirdly. As a SAHM weddings are a rare excuse to actually buy new shoes. Mine are the M and S £20 ones with the perfect heel height and shape, high courts, and really comfy. I have them in navy linen with wooden heel too. If nude is passé I might have to get black ones too...

Fuckitthatlldo · 24/09/2013 21:20

I searched for ages and ages to find a pair I liked. I tried on so many pairs I lost hope. Then I realised that the reason I hadn't found a pair I liked is because they just weren't very nice.

Fuckitthatlldo · 24/09/2013 21:23

In other, unrelated news, I bought a pair of plain grey suede heeled pumps from Zara today and I luff them. Can also be worn with anything and are much nicer than shoes the colour of old ladies tights.

BetsyBidwell · 24/09/2013 21:24

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MissBeehiving · 24/09/2013 21:25

I have some great nude peep toes with small golds studs. They rocked but sadly the puppy finished them off. And I have some stone sandals which are good for wearing with pale coloured things.

Bluestocking · 24/09/2013 21:30

YY to looking like prosthetic feet. "A nude shoe" doesn't make anyone look attractive and well-turned out, it just adds an element of yuck to what might otherwise have been a nice outfit. Far from going with everything, they don't go with anything, and they sure as heck don't make stumpy little legs look any longer. I'm sure Louboutin is chiefly to blame - look at the Very Prive Patent - so hideous and so expensive.

MrsKoala · 24/09/2013 21:30

Nude are still much better than black imo - which has to be the most boring and unimaginative 'colour' to wear. And only look okay if you are wearing black (which looks shit and boring on most people - so ner! ).

MissBeehiving · 24/09/2013 21:31

yy Mrs K

NomDeOrdinateur · 25/09/2013 00:07

I clicked on this thread in case it was a question about nude shoes clashing with skin tone, but I wish I hadn't bothered now.

I'm perplexed by how many snide and faux-superior comments there are here - "nude" covers a wide range of different shades, and "shoes" encompasses a wealth of very different styles. How can anybody who isn't forced to wear them want to be so unpleasant about all of them (and the people who like them)? Confused I mostly like S&B because it's generally such a supportive place, so bitching bandwagon threads like this make me a bit sad. You know that nude shoes are popular, and therefore it's likely that many posters on this board will own them and be (at least) slightly saddened by reading pages of other people ridiculing their taste for no particular reason. "What IS it about nude shoes" isn't a question, it's just an excuse to play fashion police Sad.

Onto the matter at hand: I don't think many of them look nice (especially in the platform style), and agree that they are definitely over-used. The colour is also very tricky to get right - they need to have the same undertone as the skin so they don't make you look like a corpse, but not be exactly the same colour value or you get the prosthetic foot effect.

However, I found a pair that I really liked in M&S last year - not pinky, not American tan, not yellow, not beige, just a neutral that flatters my pale olive toned skin very nicely. They have lovely almond toes, low heels, comfortable insoles, and no platform. They also do go with practically everything I wear in summer, and get lots of compliments from my very stylish 22 year old friends. I doubt I'll find another suitable pair that I like, but I've seen other people look great in styles and shades that wouldn't work on me.

Fortunately my self-confidence and general contempt for fashion policing means that this thread hasn't changed my perception of my shoes at all - I know they look really good on me, and my clothes are stylish enough that the simplicity of the shoes sets everything else off very nicely. However, I'd probably feel differently if I was a less confident person who had just spent a big portion of my clothing budget on a pair that I really liked after years of living in sensible, low-heeled black work shoes...

TartanRug · 25/09/2013 03:52

Oh I quite like them! I couldn't give a shite if anyone else doesn't like my shoes, why would I? I'm sure the OP wears things that I think are grim so I take no offence to her not liking my nude ballet flats and I'm certainly not saddened by it! Grin

Panzee · 25/09/2013 04:36

The platform ones look like hooves.

ThePuffyShirt · 25/09/2013 11:37

I agree, I blardy hate them. Esp the patenty ones which look really cheap.

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