Sigh. My DP keeps using my Soap and Glory stuff. Plus he said I look like...

[Justshabbynochic]

this: downtonabbey.wikia.com/wiki/Sarah_O'Brien

when I tried a high bun style.

WIBU to buy a lockbox for my S&G stuff

And

parade around the house with a gigantic shaving foam beard made from the entire bottle in retaliation to both offences??

My 10yo dd kept using mine, its soo smelly that she couldn't deny it but she couldn't help her self, after convincing her for years months to use soap or shower gel it was hard to tell her off, she sneaks the creams too.

YANBU, do it, and put your hair in the bun too for the duration!

See I wouldn't mind that so much, Claimed, but it's things like my Peaches n' Clean bottle was found IN the shower with about 1/3 of the bottle missing.

If it was going to a good cause then great, but it's quite obvious he's using it as shower gel all over his hairy arse, not respecting it's useful facial skin properties but just all caveman stylee "Ooh. Soap. Must. Wash."

Pfft.

Ha ha. I would lock it away.

I sniffed DH the other day after his shower, to discover he has been using my Dr Organics Argan Oil shampoo all over as shower gel.

Cheeky bugger. In his defence, he is bald (on his head) and says he was using it on his 'hair'. (hairy chest!)

Buy him his own! I used to tease my DH mercilessly for smelling like a girl when he used my stuff....

It's naice shaving foam, too, from The Body Shop!

I introduced my ex to lush big big mistake and girly bubble baths. Note to self never do it again lol

He's properly hairy and tall and masculine so to look at him you'd never think it, but he sure appreciates a good soak in the tub now and again with the lights dimmed, Miles Davis on, bubbles glistening...

I've got my own bathroom, and hide it in the cupboard in there! Win, win!

I have to buy my other half lush shower jelly cause he uses mine! he has woosh! and I have sweetie pie, top tip put glitter in all your stuff or buy glittery stuff, stops him using it

Shabby the S&G and the Downton Abbey are two completely seperate issues IMHO.

Yes, lock your S&G away. Send him off to Boots and insist he returns with a bag bulging with S&G goodies.

WRT to the D.A, comparison.
Weeeeellllllll, just thank your lucky stars you don't look like Frank from Shamless (as my DC insist thay I do)

Oh dear, 70, oh dear indeed.

Steffanoid that is genius!

steffanoid that would be genius except my ex didn't care about glitter so long as it smelt nice. Another reason to LTB.

Update: I've hidden all S&G stuff, and used decoy Chocolate flavoured Body Shop stuff I got for Xmas last year which I absolutely loathe the smell of.

Just nonchalantly placed it out like I'd left it there accidentally.

Success, friends!

He came galumphing out, the big oaf, and said "tried a bit of that chocolate stuff. Nice eh??"

No, it smells like baby sick. "Yes, lovely!"

Ha!

I bought the "No clogs allowed" mask and "Scrub Atomic" face scrub today.

I've never tried their face range but my skin feels nice after the mask (it's one of those warming ones)

Now I must have them!

I bought my very first S&G yesterday, it's the Scrub em and leave them, it's so nice and now I want more!

My DS3 uses my expensive Aussie shampoo and conditioner instead of the Aldi cheapo all-in-one I provide. He says it smells lovely, like bubble gum, and makes his hair soft! Yes I know that's why I buy it, but you are a boy with hair that is an inch long at most!

DS2 uses my Sanex sensitive shower gel, again rather than the Aldi ones I provide. I tell him to leave it alone as it is for my sensitive skin, but really it's because anything else gives me a sore fanny. I can't find it in half the shops I go in. He protests that it is nice and gentle and the Aldi one stings his balls and bumhole!

They both use my pricey Venus razors (pink) and ignore the generic disposables I buy. I frequently find it covered in their horrid pubes.

Aah boys. I naively thought only daughters would nick toiletries.

Wow...that's a lot of private parts mentioned in one post. There should be a medal for that!? MNHQ?

Maybe you should stick to buying the Sanex for everyone if they're all complaining of sore erm, bits. Maybe it's hereditary?

Pubes are definitely the most offensive clue left behind when someone uses your stuff. The kids are all too young yet...I have all of that to come!

Yay! A medal for the fannyballsandbumhole hat-trick! I'm disappointed that I didn't work my boobs into the post somehow, I could have complained about how DS2 knocked the flannel I use to wash my sweaty underboob between showers down the toilet, and just replaced it on the sink and didn't tell me about it until days later.

I like S&G stuff, 'the scrub of your life' is great. I would not be happy if DH or Ds's used mine. OP perhaps you could casually mention to your DH how lovely and soft your S&G products have made your skin, and how this must be down to the female hormones they famously add to them. And then cup his moobs affectionately.

Haha, that's an amazing idea, Riffy!!! And I know what you refer to by "sweaty underboob," although I do not have a special flannel for this and now wonder if I must.

If anything I could snigger to myself when DP uses it on his face.

Haha, that's an amazing idea, Riffy!!! And I know what you refer to by "sweaty underboob," although I do not have a special flannel for this and now wonder if I must.

If anything I could snigger to myself when DP uses it on his face.

Haha, that's an amazing idea, Riffy!!! And I know what you refer to by "sweaty underboob," although I do not have a special flannel for this and now wonder if I must.

If anything I could snigger to myself when DP uses it on his face.

So amazing I've posted thrice.