She is just sooooo beautiful!

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I swear she just doesn't age. I want to be her! How is she 44

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It is interesting actually I love all that and not sure why. I love agent provocateur too and I know some women hate it and I consider myself feminist but I love it. Confused.

Of course she has lovely features, but those pis are rough.

Who said reader's wives? Spot on.

she is stunning!

But that takes a lot of cocaine & photoshop to achieve no? Allegedly?
Stunning nonetheless.

Cocaine? Really?

oh yeah really?
seriously? what do you think they are on?

of course genetics to die for: half danish half venezuelan or columbian?..surely a good mix!

yoni wtf are you on about?

Why are those pictures OK and glamour modelling is not?

They are tacky and sleazy.

Also, I'm not sure she really is only 44; having grown up in the supermodel era, I'm sure she's more than 5 years older than me.

bah! just wikied! half Peruvian! even more exotic! we stand no chance!

She is so gorgeous.

wiki claims she is a self proclaimed cheese addict. Right, just like the rest of us.

I think most of that genre is sleazy and tacky it seems to be fashion in the last 15 or so years since the Kate Moss junkie look pics etc. It is no different to glamour modelling in essence but is packaged as art and they cross their fingers no one challenges it.

Oh noddy I thought you meant you absolutely loved those photos, and I just couldn't get my head around why someone (especially a mum on mumsnet) would love them, as they're so far from my taste as it gets. I'm quite sane though, thanks!

You seem to be confused though about sexuality. Very insulting.

Well, you're the one who said I sounded like a lunatic, which is very insulting...I don't think lesbian is an insult, however, if you like old sleazy porno reader's wives stuff I'm going to judge

All this because I was all ???? at people liking the pics, people posting them on this board, well, them being news....

Noddy, just ignore them.
am sure she is a bit older than 44. Gorgeous nonetheless.

She has a good figure for her age, no doubting that, but as others have said those pictures are photo-shopped. A lot.

I've done (paid) airbrushing touch up work before. I could probably make most of you look like that given a good enough basic shot and some time.

Even 20 year olds get airbrushed so it's kind of a given these days.

I didn't realise she was half Peruvian. Danish/Peruvian no wonder she looks great.

salty? serious, want to start a business
can you erase my elevens? DD thinks I look a bit angry ?.which is a good cue to go get botoxed.

Salty you up for a challenge then?

I shaved my legs today for the first time this year so that should help.

Her mixed heritage has been a gift in the skin dept!

Wizard thanks for posting the untouched photo. She looks less sleazy in that photo. She's beautiful but I'm sorry the photos are sleazy and slightly degrading.

Don't get the fuss. I find page three puerile and reductive, but quite like these.

She obviously chose to do them, she's not desperate for the fame or money. They are nicely shot, she looks amazing and there is a touch of the unexpected in them (both in the choice to do them and the fanjo-swans).