Or cheap at the very least?
There is also the issue of not looking ridiculous.
I have images of those flared-out prom-dress style things but it's the opposite of flattering on my shape (tall, athletic, flat-chested). I don't have curves.
Oh goodness I don't like "fancy dress" much at all. I always feel like a man in drag. I don't do "girly", I'm not curvy, I have short hair, I don't wear much make-up.
HELP!