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The Worst perfume ever!

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anniewoo · 28/09/2012 19:54

Was in HOF today and as i have no money at the moment to spend (despite their sale) decided to cheer myself up with a spray ( or two) of their posh perfumes. Big Mistake- sprayed Serge lutyens Tuberose Criminale- and it was!!!! Well the smell was criminal- like camphor, moth balls mixed with wintergreen , that awful muscle rub stuff. Jesus wept and it lasts and lasts and lasts. Can't kill it off, despite Annick Goutal Ninfeo Mio on my other wrist. You have been warned.....Though i do dare you!!!

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coffeeinbed · 03/10/2012 19:50

oakmoss for starters - try and imagine a chypre without it.
there was also lots of talk of banning some citrus stuff, I think this is why some Annick Goutal had to be re-done. Eau D'Hadrien, I think.
It's a big issue in the industry.
Civet is one animal note - it's the little dirty thing that used to be used in lots of stuff and gives a depth and a dirty note.
Quite frankly, nothing now is the way it used to be made originally, even the big classics.

LRDtheFeministDragon · 03/10/2012 20:07

Yeah, my mum's allergic to some of the fixitives in perfume - if you walk her through a perfume hall, by the other end she's gasping for breath and her eyes are watering. Some people have more serious allergies, so I assume that's why they can't just put a warning on the perfume - they have to think what happens to someone who's in the same room with it.

It's a pity, though.

MarysBeard · 03/10/2012 20:14

The only perfumes I rate are Chanel and Dior ones as they may be more expensive but they last and you don't need as much. EDPs in other brands aren't anywhere near the same quality IMO.

The worst smell for me is patchouli. Truly vile. Makes you smell like this:

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harbingerofdoom · 03/10/2012 20:29

I gasp for breath anywhere near Lush and in the cosmetics/perfume section of department stores.
However, I have no idea what sets it (asthma) off.

LRDtheFeministDragon · 03/10/2012 20:32

Oh, yes, Lush has something really unpleasant in some of their stuff.

It might be orris root, harbinger? That's one of the common allergies/common ingredients, along with the musk stuff.

MrsSchadenfreude · 03/10/2012 21:48

Secretions Magnifiques by Etat Libre d'Orange has to be one of the foulest ever (not least because it is supposed to have a whiff of sperm about it). And yes, Joop Homme is vile too. But not in the league of Secretions Magnifiques.

I think Tabac Blonde is still good... but some of the Caron scents are definitely a bit meh. I've been meaning to go to the Guerlain Boutique on the Champs Elysees, which has a vast range apparently, of stuff you don't get in the shops. Must try it out.

pinkpaperpiggy · 03/10/2012 22:25

Great thread.

Just wondering if anyone has tried any Van Cleef and Arples perfume?

Years ago I tried a sample of perfume in a magazine. It smelled amazing and I told myself I would remember it and buy it someday (seemed expensive and I was a broke student)

As far as I can remember it was Van Cleef and Arples but don't know the name or remember the bottle.

Perfumes I like include Chanel 5 and Donna Karan Cashmere Mist.

I think VC and A Oriens sounds like it could be the one. Has anyone tried it?

SrirachaGirl · 03/10/2012 22:47

YY to Chanel (perfumes only :) ). They're the only ones that don't give me a headache.

MarianForrester · 03/10/2012 22:57

Estée Lauder "Beautiful"

Dior "addict". Wanted to like this one, and be well sexy, but yuck yuck yuck

Rural · 03/10/2012 22:59

pinkpaper - was it First by van Cleef and Arpels?

belsize77 · 03/10/2012 23:17

I had been researching buying niche samples (there is only so many times you can go to Les Senteurs!) and people on base notes seem to rate this site. I was also thinking of using lucky scent if the total came in below the 15 quid or whatever the limit is before they charge import duty. Both seem to have a really good selection. Has anyone used them at all?

This is a great thread but the problem with this and reading Bois de Jasmin etc... Is that you end up with loads of scents you would like to try or wear very occasionally but not commit to a bottle of.

FreddieMercurysBolero · 03/10/2012 23:31

Thanks YouOldSlag. Arf. I shall be sampling them before Chrismas and dropping hints:)

MadameOvary · 04/10/2012 00:32

Great thread, I'm a member of Basenotes and it's fab.
To anyone who is in love with Molecule 01. Order yourself some Iso-e-super from The Perfumers Apprentice and mix with some alcohol (I got a big bottle of the appropriate stuff from eBay)

If you like Rose, try Rose Maroc essential oil. It's gorgeous.

I thought I'd try making my own perfume earlier this year and bought masses of essential oils and absolutes. V interesting and the wooden box I keep them in smells heavenly!

So far have made own perfume (several) deodorant and even a mouth spray.

DonnaAna love your posts.
I was really looking forward to trying Le Labo, esp Rose 31 but didn't warm to it.

One of them smelt like Virgin Trains on me, Hmm

Aldehydes don't work for me. Too powdery.

My all-time favourite is Aveda's Bliss, followed by Attraction.

MadameOvary · 04/10/2012 00:40

DonaAna Blush sorry about the mis-spell!

Must De Cartier is gorgeous and makes me feel opulent.

I loved Wenge by Donna Karan but it's tainted as my ex bought it for me. His scent of choice is Joop Homme - go figure!

Loathe orginal Chloe, a woman used to get on the bus every morning and I prayed she wouldn't sit next to me. I thought it smelled like something had died. Foul.

Trying to remember a popular 80's men's scent that seemed to be worn by creeps a lot.

MadameOvary · 04/10/2012 00:43

Kouros

brighthair · 04/10/2012 02:18

Can I ask for perfume recommendations? Something a little less mainstream
My most worn is DKNY original, it smells fab on me. I think I must like quite sharp citrus because I also love CK One Blush
John Paul gaultier classique is another I like, and I generally prefer the summer version of perfumes. General smells I'm drawn to are lime, lemon, grapefruit, baby powder and (bizarrely?!) blue chamomile

cynner · 04/10/2012 03:10

I have been nursing a bottle of L by Lolitta Lempicka for a long time. It is my winter scent, fades to a wonderful creamy vanilla. Also, slightly naughty, one friend said it reminded her of sex and whipped cream..
My least favourite scent is Womanity, ended up smelling of cat pee.
Gag inducing would be anything with patchouli.

MrsSchadenfreude · 04/10/2012 07:02

Brighthair - how about Annick Goutal's Eau d'Hadrien or Eau du Sud? Or maybe better, Les Nuits d'Hadrien. You might try Vol de Nuit (Guerlain) for evening - give it a while to settle down.

Pinkpaper - was it First (I love First - so do a lot of men!) or Van Cleef?

DonaAna · 04/10/2012 09:12

I was going to smell Tabac Blond by Caron but instead, by mistake, dabbed on Bellodgia by Caron. Bellodgia a very edgy and pungent perfume - avant garde modern and classic old lady at the same time. (I have a tiny 1/2 ml vial from the Perfumed Court). You need to like cloves (smell your spice rack) to appreciate it. It's has also some fizzy aldehydes (which spell sour old lady to people who don't love aldehydes - for me, aldehydes are a bit like biting a tart green apple: they whet my appetite for what comes later. They are used both to give light and sparkle - think champagne - and to dim, as with a veil, what is beneath). And it also reminds me of Middle Eastern hookah bars, their acrid and in-your-face fluit flavors. (I have a vintage bottle of old Soviet Kranaya Moskva somewhere, and its not dissimilar.)

Tabac Blond is much easier to wear - really wonderful and mellow leather and somehow fruity/ floral tobacco. For some reason it reminds me of the rich smell of my grandma's guest room. To give you some idea, it's close to Cuir de Russie (another wonderful perfume) by Chanel, but with slightly different, bolder and edgier feel. But I cannot smell it properly through the cloud of acrid Bellodgia I would also advise against committing to a full bottle blind. Much more sensible to buy a tiny trial vial first - on me 1/2 ml is good for 3-5 wears, these are strong stuff - spend a couple of days with the perfume, and if you love it, buy more. Or go to Les Senteurs to try it on there. Caron perfumes are very special and I love them.

Luckyscent is a good source too - haven't used it personally but have many friends who like it.

I love perfume samples and have hundreds of them. They are much more inexpensive than full bottles (and you can exchange them with friends - they are easy to mail too). They allow you to change daily what you are wearing.

L de Lempicka is an inexpensive jewel - a perfume snob friend who normally only wears niche treasures it.

I have a full bottle of Eau du Sud. I love it in the summer. It feels like lying on the grass somewhere in Tuscany in the very late afternoon when the heat has died down, watching fluffy white clouds pass by.

Great citruses: Eau du Sud & Eau d'Hadrien by Annick Goutal, Eau Sauvage (men's side, Dior, not the new parfum), Neroli Portofino by Tom Ford, Aqua Allegorica Pamplelune by Guerlain, Bergamote by The Different Company, classic and rock-bottom-cheap 4711 Eau de Cologne and Escale a Portofino by Dior. I always take Bergamote along when I'm travelling - it's soothing and refreshing and luxurious.

First by Van Cleef & Arpels is a great scent by Jean-Claude Ellena (who, surprisingly, also created In Love Again by YSL), and is considered one of the greatest living perfumers today. He currently works at Hermes. Their mass market perfumes, including the Jardins series, are quite good, and their boutique perfumes, the Hermessences, are a classy take on modern minimalism. (a travel set of four can be bought for about 100 euros - a relatively inexpensive way to buy great perfumes). First is a curious thing, an anachronism, an aldehydic perfume made in the classical style in 1970s by a novice parfumeur who went on to become very famous. Worth trying if you love Chanel 5.

DonaAna · 04/10/2012 09:13

Sorry about the mammoth post - got carried away

belsize77 · 04/10/2012 09:29

Dona. Great post.

I love that Surrender to Chance website. The curated sample sets are a really interesting idea for people who are not sure just what they want.

brighthair · 04/10/2012 12:57

Thank you - I will have to go and sniff!
Should have also said I hate jasmine and ylang ylang with a passion (especially combined). It smells like wee on me

SuperB0F · 04/10/2012 14:35

My Chanel Coromandel sample has come. OH. MY. GOD.

I love it.

How will I ever get a bottle? Nobody is interested in my first-born. Or indeed, any subsequent children. I neeeeeed this perfume now.

brighthair · 04/10/2012 14:56

Oh while I'm here - guerlain. Mum rings me yesterday. "I like this perfume on their counter. There was something pink about it. And it had a long name like 4 words. Can you get it me for christmas? Thanks, bye" Grin
Anyone know a new (ish) Guerlain perfume that might fit that description?!

coffeeinbed · 04/10/2012 14:57

"La petit robe noire'?
It's a pink bottle, no?

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