Oh god. I'm fundamentally not cut out for adult life, I feel. How about I send her this email - and if it doesn't work, I'll name the shop and call you in TheDetective? I feel awful because the lady in the shop was incredibly nice to me, cheerful, helpful, charming - and was nice on the phone just now. She was just very assertive and wasn't going to budge. I felt that I was in the wrong. She seems sure that 'something must have happened' to the dress. I can't figure out what that possibly could have been. I just wore it. I did, admittedly have a child in a sling strapped to me, but she's only ten months, and isn't capable of unpicking a seam.
Dear X,
I am very disappointed with the result of our conversation with regard to the dress. As I said in my note, I wore it to a wedding (daytime only) for 2 and a half hours. I didn't pull or damage the dress. I would like a refund for the dress, as I consider that it is not fit for purpose/faulty. I am delighted with the cardigan that I purchased at the same time.
You offered me some alternatives to a refund. However:
I don't want another version of the same dress as I have lost confidence in it as a garment that is built to last.
I don't want a different dress as that was the only one in the shop that appealed to me.
I don't want a credit note as I don't want my funds to be held captive - I may not, in the future, find something in your shop that I wish to buy.
I very rarely return items. I very rarely report items as faulty. I have shopped a number of times at X over the twelve years I have lived in X. I am saddened that my reasonable request is being met in this way.
I look forward to hearing from you.
Smeraldina