these
Yes they will make my arse look the size of Germany, and no, I am not 16, but but these make me so so happy. I have no idea what to wear with them - but it is so sodding bleak, miserable, end of daysish: weather and economy and government and attitudes to women that come out of 1712 and and and...
But these babies are the trouser equivalent of dandylions - totally brash, annoying and completely joyful. sigh...
I am fully prepared to be told they are hideous and will give my bottom an interesting sequinned imprint.
(Can you tell I'm up against a deadline, and really should be working rather than googling sequin leggings?
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