Harem trousers= elephant's arse?

[maisiebabe]

Am tempted to buy hush harem trews to sit on my ass all day ( on maternity leave btw) and watch Jeremy Kyle BBC news in style. They look good in the catalogue natch, but is that because the picture is a frontal... What does the back look like? Also, does anyone have a hush discount code? If I'm going to look like an elephant's backside it may as well be on the cheap...

tried on today... elephant's arse is about right. And I'm size 10 and 5ft 9in clothes horse.

I have the knee length harems from Hush - bought last year. They are lovely and retain their shape even though I have worn them loads for watching Jeremy Kyle doing yoga etc. The knee length ones are also nicely fitted around the bottom so no fear of elephants arse.

Can I just give a message to all the Elephant Arsed Romford Girls in Hareem Pants:

Just because something is in fashion doesn't mean you should wear it.
Look in the mirror at your rear view before you leave the house.
For all our sakes.

Badly fitting harem pants= looks like you have a soggy nappy