oh! I found a 'C' string whislt hunting on ebay. how does it stay in place?!

[piratecat]

i was hunting for black pants honest !

it's a funny looking bugger

Oh my good lord! I need bleach for my eyes!

When the hell have men ever worried about VPL?

This is my new arrival!!! we have C string underwear for women, but this is for men wearing, the front is a bluging part for men penis usage, it can be worn under all your favourite clothes showing no panty lines, just have a try to enjoy this cute items.
We suggest wearing it for your partner, not for daily wearing becasue most of buyer may not be farmiliar with it.

WTAF? You'd just go commando, wouldn't you.

Can you imagine turning up on Dragon's Den with that contraption?

WTAF?

Why would that be described as sexy? What is it for????

Well, you wouldn't want to walk into a bank wearing that

Oh dear god! I was at the ladies' version, but the male one??!! I am agog.

Meanwhile.... What the...?

Oh Berry! That is a brilliant find!

That is the funniest thing I have ever seen! Looks a bit like a boomerang. If you flung it off in the throes of passion would it come back and hit you on the arse?

:o

Why has the display picture got a hand creeping into it though? :o :o

Oh my and you too plenty hahha! wow!

how bout this

Dont think my link works

Its this one, go through the colours!

www.ebay.com.au/itm/New-Men-C-string-Underwear-Penis-sheath-Fashion-T-back-/110632667460?pt=UK_Men_s_Underwear&var=&hash=item5f76ebe7ce

Bloody hell! they have some strange stuff!

Hmmm how bit this

Its making me feel claustraphobic just looking at it!

My fave is the red fluffy one for blokes

Berry, if you scroll down there's a diagram showing how to put them on - you're supposed to shove your hands down them, obviously

I'm too afraid to scroll down :o

It's all kinds of wrong!

How can something that has been that close to your bumhole be cleaned with a soft brush only?

Essential the red fluffy one was the one I tried to link to at first!

haha the male version is the best!!

Damn - valentine's day's already gone

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I hope none of you is logged in to eBay, or your next 'We think you might like...' selection will be interesting

If anyone ever has a reason to check my browsing history I'll look like a fucking weirdo and it's all because of mumsnet

OMG Do you mean that if I'm logged in on another tab...

Just going to check eeeek