I need dresses fast

[Hullygully]

Have to go on a worky thing with day and night things. Not dressy, but passably smart. And PLAIN. 5'4" size 12 (a bit fat and a tum)

HELP me

And shoes. Flat ones or weeny weeny heel.

I need em NOW

I have footballer's calves and I am old.

I like that last one tethers. A lot of wong tho.

I don't know if any of these will be any good, but the latest MN Money Saver email had a code for 20% off Oasis dresses at Debenhams this week. Here's the link and the checkout code is TC29.

I succumbed to the very-unplain black and red rabbit print dress and stripy Breton dress

what sort of dresses can old people wear?

well Hully I'm old too, but I have good legs , so I favour short. Is this too casual? isabelle oliver

Ones like this?

Or this?

Or maybe this?

This, but it's a bit hideous

This is gorgeous but maybe not plain enough?

Gah I'm tempting myself.

OK, I'm taking it you want a wrap style dress?

Halston Heritage

There's 15% off on this with code PN39

Pink

I knew it would be a plain blue dress

Hobbs have 20% off with SPRING at the moment.

IVORY-16&refpage=dresses/occasion-dresses Nice for evening and would work with a jacket for worky stuff.

IVORY-16&refpage=dresses/casual-dresses This is lovely in real life

IVORY-16&refpage=dresses/casual-dresses link

Oh I give up - no idea what is going on with my links but anway hobbs have some good stuff that is fairly plain, good quality and appropriate.

People tree

Could you do purple? Big discount

Spotty

Not wrap and black but lovely

Asos

Black again

Velvet top could be worn with a pencil skirt and nice belt

i like th epeople tree one

will look at the others when dd stops making me do her homework...

You better do.

Thank you all very much. I will probably get one of the wrap dresses.

I might go to Debenhams at the weekend and have a nervous breakdown

Oh don't go to debenhams - its the most depressing store known to man.

Do you have a John Lewis locally - you've then got hobbs etc all in the one place and actually the JL collection isn't too bad.

If you lived near me - I'd go shopping with you Imagines Hully shaking with fear at that offer

Not at all, that's most kind. You'd hate it tho...

No, we don't have any shops where I live, Debs or Peacocks or the Pound Shop.

You could order a selection from JL - free delivery and returns and try on at home.

Really?

Goodness.

I think the spotty marks one has universal appeal but you have to look beyond the grey model - she's not doing it any favours. It doesn't cling too much and you could stick a jacket over the top with some bling and look very capable indeed.

oh I missed that one. Yes, and cheap too. Good good.

OMG watch the video for it man in drag sashay LOLOLOL

you've put me off now...

NO NO NO I insist the dress is still good! Shame about the presentation.

Another thought just how much does your tum bother you? Would a pair of control pants help give a better profile and therefore open up more dress options for you?

Otherwise wrap is definitely the way to go. Flattering for every shape.