Johnnie, Toast or someone must have been selling my details but I'm a bit put out by the customer profile of me that's out there somewhere. Does everyone get piles of deeply unsuitable catalogues?
Peruvian Connection... wtf? Pay £££££ to look like a slightly out to lunch bohemian auntie who's been caught in a doily storm - like per una for the super-rich.

Wrap. Also Poetry, I get them mixed up. Endles slight variations on pale sludge-coloured linen-knitted "boxy"/shapeless tops and silky blouses, that look just about OK on gorgeous willowy model, but would make any normal woman look like a mad frump.
Joe Browns... bizarre witch outfits for 17-year-olds that I never see anyone wearing in RL - OK and the occasional nice cardigan.