I want a pair (set?) of dungarees.
I need an outfit that will let me do gardening, proper hard work cleaning, painting (I use acrylics, and I'm prone to splashing paint about, wiping brushes on my clothes, etc) and so on without riding up or down or getting in the way.
Jeans just don't fit - I have tried pair after pair. They either fall down or are too tight, and both options lead to bum crack reveals, bulgy bits and general uncomfortable feelings. Skirts are my usual choice, but they sometimes get in the way of active jobs, and I need something tough for battling through bits of tree.
Is there any way at all that dungarees can not make me look like an overgrown toddler/pregnant? I don't need to actually look stylish, but not to be embarrassed would be good. I don't embarrass easily, but being asked when I am due when I'm not is something that never fails.