I've stacked on rather a lot of weight this year, was hoping to loose it before xmas but it's become a loosing battle which I will address next year.
In the meantime I have a work xmas do next week which I need to get something for (as nothing in my wardrobe fits any more!!!) 
It's a lunctime into evening thing, starting at a quite posh London restuarant probably going to several bars in nice hotels along the way and ending up who knows where.
I think a size 12 would be ok (I bloomin well hope so anyway!!!!)
Area's to disguise are belly, arse, thighs (i'm naturally a pear shape). Nothing strapless please as I'll freeze!!!!!! Oh and nothing black either. Budget, up to £100.
Maybe I should just wear a sack and be done with it!