Does anyone actually LOOK like this??

[knitknack]

OK, so I'm a somewhat.... frequent ebay shopper (ahem) and I keep seeing this model, and every time I do I sort of stop and wonder that it is a real being... am I getting old?

www.ebay.co.uk/itm/SEXY-CASHMERE-SHORT-JUMPER-LIGHT-GREY-SIZE-S-M-M-L-/280754447247?pt=UK_Women_s_Jumpers_Cardigans&var=&hash=item870da4bd7f

I think she has thrush based on her stance.

I know a couple of school run mums but I do live in Essex

That's me actually.

Hi megatron

Thanks madamme it's a pain I tell ya. (I fear I may have given myself away in another thead dammit).

She doesn't look very happy. Maybe its those two footballs she is trying to shoplift.

Blimey, I thought it was me for a second but then I had a closer look and realised I'm much better looking

Seriously though, in real life without all the fake tan and tons of make up you'd probably walk past her in the street without a second glance. And the boobs look a bit strange as she's so skinny. Nice hair though but it's probably extensions.

It's the collar bones I noticed most!!!

Yes. A girl I went to school with now has a facebook page crammed with pictures of her posing looking like this. But then she's a professional pole dancer

YOU could look like that too if you just purchase that almost-definitely-cashmere jumper.

Loving the term 'professional pole dancer'! I used to do it and put myself through uni, but the notion of calling myself a professional would have had me clutching my sides in mirth..... still made more money then than I do now as a real 'professional' lol.
Anyway, the girl in the picture looks mighty uncomfortable - I think she has a wedgie situation going on...!

That's how to sell a cashmere jumper. Really, what are Brora et al thinking?

Haha never even noticed the jumper! Was hypnotised by her boobs

That's the thing - I was hypnotised too! Didn't even think about the clothing they were trying to sell

dh said "what jumper"?

She looks like she's dealing with a wedgie in the picture ont he left.

It doesn't look like a jumper that will make you happy.