The denim pork pie hat is a bit East London @ 5 years ago. Don't know about it as wedding-wear, though.
The hair-band ... the hair-band is just so, so strange. Like a deterritorialized* fascinator ....
I am loving the writing/descriptions. they are classic. Must, must be tongue-in-cheek.
- I've been ploughing through Deleuze today - and I think this is what he has in mind when he talks about minoritarian art forms