Cheryl Cole's dress doesn't fit her and has gaffa tape holding the back together.
Nicola needs to stand up straight and stop shopping in the petite section - ballerina or floor, dahling.
Kimberley's bottom half is going to a funeral and the top half's going pole dancing.
Christine's is ok although not my taste.
Tulisa, you need confidence to wear a frock like that. Get some, or wear something you're not scared of.
Is Abbey Crouch trying to do a Liz Hurley?
Colleen's looks like it came from Primark.
Elle's spent too much time in the gym and has man arms like Madonna.
Jade looks like she's trying to turn into a crow - and the look on her face makes it look like she wants to fly away, poor love!
TBH, they all look like they need deportment lessons and less testosterone