I need a frock I can wear to 2 weddings.

[Seepage]

One I don't want to go to, One I do.

The frst is a country club posh do, the second is a piss-up in a pub.

I am quite fat and poor.

Ideas on the back of a postage stamp if you please oh wise and stylish ones.

Welcome to our world, Seepage! I reckon this would be kind to curves:

www.phase-eight.co.uk/fcp/product/warehouse/Dresses/Megan-Ruched-Detail-Dress/201371720

What's your budget/size?

I like this and this

Or indeedy, if we're going the Boden route,

www.boden.co.uk/en-GB/Clearance/Womens-Party-Dresses.html

How fat and how poor are you?

size 18 fat and mataland poor. like one of those boden ones but need sleeves. phase 8 one lovely - may try on and splash out!

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I have just ordered that blue ASOS one. hope it doesn't make me looklik my gandmother. Thanks!

Not offence intended, but dont we all feel fat or poor some of the time. Try the charity shops you will find affordable stuff in your size you just have to be adventerous. The standard and quality of clothing for sale in Oxfam is exceptional. You should get a full outfit possibly with accessories for about £15.00. Obviously demographics plays a key part here.

Glad you got the Asos one- was my favourite

now.....accessories. (our oxfam only sells books) and shoes? not mad keen on those boot things the model is wearing.

Oh, hang on- which asos one did you get?

And what's your budget for accessories?

Have you thought of ebay? There are some excellent items that are new with tags/unworn that can be had at quite a snip

this one

something sparkly in the hair? black shoes? heels?

Black would work well. I would go for something like this hat with heels and possibly gloves.

Other colours which would go: Oranges, yellows, purples, creams, reds.

I would avoid sparkly and go for a 1940s/50s look.