Am attending a posh do next weekend. Blokes in black tie, women in glamorous knee length frocks.
By some miracle I have obtained the perfect dress in the Anglomania sale - teal (which suits my colouring), silk, knee length, quite plain.
Venue will be warm, so what the hell do I wear below the knee? Sheer black seems a bit last century, and not summery enough, opaque black much too wintery, patterned black too young (I'm in my early 40s), sheer nude a even more old fashioned, bare legs out of the question unless I get a spray tan and dubious even then.
And shoes? I have some nice black party spike heels - full court style, some fabulous nude sandals in which I can't actually walk reliably, and beige wedges. So my realistic options are the plain black or getting new coloured heels (but it would be a very difficult colour to match and I CBA to get white satin ones professionally dyed - it's a posh party, but it's not worth that much effort (or is it, given that I'd then have the perfect pair of shoes to match perfect dress?))
Help! Please? The other relevant factors are that I'm a short pear-shaped size 8/10/12 and am very much not on the pull.
Oh, and it's a masked party, and I was planning on getting my mask from the late lamented big party shop in Clapham Junction
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