What in the name of arse is that Irregular Choice nonsense all about?

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Never in the history of shoes have such ugly things existed.

I looked at these monstrosities today in Schuh - they are like something Katy Perry would design after a night on crystal meth.

Who wears them other than the self-consciously wacky? And Su Pollard.

I had a couple of Chinese print ones back in 2003, which were lovely, but they were not built for any wear and tear at all. I sold them on when I realised they'd never stand up to a day on the Tube...