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Why are heels "killer"?

17 replies

TrillianAstra · 17/07/2011 16:02

I wasn't aware they were weapons. Or is it because you'd rather be dead than walk another step after you've worn them for half an hour?

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Hevian · 17/07/2011 16:05

'Cos you can break your neck wearing them.

Riveninside · 17/07/2011 16:05

Cos they hurt like fuck and you will trip and break your neck?

TrillianAstra · 17/07/2011 16:06

:o

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fivegomadindorset · 17/07/2011 16:07

Because the stiletto part could be used to kill someone. Also could kill eyou the wearer.

TrillianAstra · 17/07/2011 16:09

I love that the first two comments say exactly the same thing!

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TheFeministsWife · 17/07/2011 16:09

These could be classed as killer heels [hgrin]

AnnThology · 17/07/2011 16:10

i dunno but i hate the women ooh whitter on about them "ooh my heels got to have heels" as if its a lifestyle choice

TrillianAstra · 17/07/2011 16:13

Heels are a lifestyle choice, aren't they?

A fairly minor one.

But they're definitely not not a choice.

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AnnThology · 17/07/2011 16:14

but they are gone ON avout and it gets on my nerves

TrillianAstra · 17/07/2011 16:17

"Got to have my heels"

Why, have you worn them so much that your feet have become deformed and you cannot wear flat shoes?

"Got to have my heels"

Such a shame that your self-confidence is lacking without them, maybe you should see a therapist

"Got to have my heels"

Yes, I can see the sniper up on the roof who will shoot you if you leave the house without them.

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Riveninside · 17/07/2011 16:40

I think heels are pretty ugly and make legs all weirdly shaped with knees sticking out

sassyTHEFIRST · 17/07/2011 16:42

Stiletto = knife (used by Italian mafiosi); term adapted by fashion
Thus Killer heels

wileycoyote · 17/07/2011 22:12

I thought it was men that they were fatal to..

tethersend · 17/07/2011 22:24

I love it when women wear crazily high heels in an attempt to look sexy; and they do, when seated.

Then they get up and walk away like this.

wallstreet · 17/07/2011 22:28

Because you knock 'em dead wearing them, perhaps? I always thought that was the connotation.
(A bit afraid of some of the responses on here I must say. heels and flats both have a part in my wardrobe and I don't have particular self-esteem issues. or deformed feet).

wileycoyote · 17/07/2011 22:28

It makes boring old walking into an extreme sport Grin

TrillianAstra · 18/07/2011 08:17

I was making a joke as to how to respond to someone who said they have to wear heels, as if wearing flats was imposible for them! Not for people who just like heels.

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