a very special offering from M&S

[HattiFattner]

Summer offerings from the Speziale range....
not for the faint of heart

I cannot imagine anyone, of any size, in any circumstance, wearing these.

Oh....oh! How I love these M & S offering threads! WTF?

Who wears these things? Whoever designs them must be thinking "what monstrosity can I come up with this time? And get paid to do it!"

Thanks so much OP.

Quite the ugliest garments I've seen since C&A closed down.

My eyes! My eyes!!

OMG I was joking about the matching kaftan!

Holy fucking hell.

Pick an outfit idea, any outfit idea.

I am utterly speechless.

Christ, what's with the frilly ankle bits?

Who is the target audience ???

dEAR gOD.... I need a lie down

Fucking hell indeed.
They plumb new depthis in a daring fashion.

outfit ideas?!!!!! people were actually paid money to come up with those - the poor models, they must have been mortified....!

What the hell has happened to M&S! Have they gone back in time to say 1975 or something! And what is with the make up, like something from the mikado!

Oh Lord, the shoes really do those trews justice

Has anyone ever seen anybody wearing these outfits in RL?

Thankfully not! If I did I would be forced to say something extremely scathing.

Blimey - those are quite something!

And those shoes look like someones feet being attacked by their nan's crotchet...

Good grief, thats where my Nan used to go for her big pants, she will be turning in her grave at that offering. They are obviously trying to appeal to a new market!!

In my haste to remove the image from my retina I missed the fact that they are sheer
Farkinell now I've seen it all.

Ive had a quick look at new Per Una offerings and they seem...welll...bland and safe and boring. Darn it. I did find this little number though for your amusement...

rose skirt

It makes the model look HUGE, imagine what that would do on my arse?

She looks as if she's been 'surprised' in the act of Nairing by a passing plumber, and has wrapped herself in a bath mat in panic.