Who wants to know how to have a wonderfully smooth bottom?

[LovelyDaffs]

DH is a bottom man (not of the Friday night thread variety) and I have spent years attempting to have lovely smooth silky skin on my behind. I think I've even asked on here. I've tried exfoliating, moisturising, expensive creams and no so expensive ones. Don't get me wrong I'm not sitting on a cheese grater arse, but somehow just not a silky smooth peach.

I had a brain wave today and I now have a silky peachy bottom - anyone else want one?

no silk hankies here

poss why arse is less than peachy

[ponders]

Ah yes, that could be the flaw in your plan

You're halfway there anyway, you have the arse now all you need is the silk hankie

You could use that as your advertising slogan if you like when you market your plan.

heh heh heh