Unexpected invite to Burlesque club tomorrow night

[spudmasher]

What shall I wear for goodness sake? I am 40. Size 8. Jesus.

dreamgirl-shopping.co.uk/cart/product_info.php?language=en&currency=GBP&products_id=5558

something like this?

No.

Come on you lot. This is serious. I need advice.

Go 50's. It's the easiest/classiest/most wearable. Either dig out a cute pencil skirt and get some cleavage out or if you happen to have a circle skirt- wear that with a halterneck.

And awesome shoes :)

Either do long wavey locks, or put the front up in a quiff with a ponytail. Tie it up with a headband ala Rosie the Riveter and you'll look fine.

Like the idea of a pencil skirt..................It's cntral London so I might have to take a couple of paracetamol before I go to help me deal with the shoes.
I just feel to OLD.

Take a pair of cute pumps in your bag- just stick the heels on when you get there.
I'm 25 and I now cower at the thought of teetering around in lovely shoes all night. (I did it last night and I am just a walking blister now.)

Get a pair of cheap fishnets as well- it rocks up the entire outfit and I think they make legs look great!

You lucky thing - I would so love to go to a Burlesque show. I saw Dita von Tease once, she was amazing.

Fishnets.....of course....
Up nice and early so I'm off to the shops first thing.
Thanks girls!

Come back and tell us what you got spudmasher please