So... Slightly bottom-heavy mum of two has been invited to very glamorous party in Ibiza. Need a very cool (in both senses of the word) dress to go clubbing in.
Needs to be
a) backless- I have a good back
b) sleeveless- I have good arms
c) nipped in at waist- I have good waist
d) long enough skirt to cover heinous,wobbly, spinning-resistant bum/thighs and ordinance survey map of veins
d) preferably silk or some other sort of lovely swishyness... just because!
Please help!