I've been in denial but I have to face it.
I have expanded.
I need new bras.
I am sporting the classy, "four-boob" look which is spectacularly dignified and smart under my tight fitting work t-shirts.
Even more classy is the "wrench the fabric over your boobs after you've bent down, cos they've fallen out, and I don't want anyone to notice" look.
So, bearing in mind I am on an arse-clenching budget, how many of the bloody things do I need?
They are sooooo expensive and suuuuuuuch a waste of money that I really resent this.
I am also an awkward size so this makes the whole experience really horrible.
Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.
(Hitches tits back into straining fabric angrily).