Why you should never wear a strapless maxi-dress.

[HerRoyalHighnessPrincessCervix]

Just saw a curvy woman in a pretty maxi dress, one of those with elasticy gathered bit over the boobage.

only hers wasn't over her boobage and had slipped somewhat revealing her entire left nipple.

i'd have made hand signals or hinted by hitching up my own left boob had i been on foot but i was driving.

poor woman. i wonder if she had trod on the hem of the dress and pulled it down.

lol

Oh no!!!!

Can I add another awful one - tube top dresses on women who obviously used to have fuller breasts but now they're just, ermmm... long [bublush] so that the tube top thing squashes them and you can tell that there's several inches of breast drooping below the tube top.

Of course I'm not talking about myself here. Oh no.

Well... maybe I am [bugrin].
I tried a tube top dress in Hawaii recently and the result was so that I considered having my girls lifted.