Can I just draw your attention to this dress please?

[FellatioNels0n]

Everyone is always asking for dresses for weddings and posh parties. Well here is the most bargainy bargain of the century and it's really really lovely. I desperately want to buy it, but it will just hang in my wardrobe with all my other party frocks because I never go out. So please buy it on my behalf.

Thank you. here

oh love it but am bit big up top too so will have to pass. Am hoping boobs will shrink lots once stop bf so can wear all my lovely tops again and buy nice dresses like this one!

Impossible colour to wear but bargain

Fellatio, I thought the first dress was a lovely colour and shape (and price!) but the rosette was a bit unflattering.

To my mind, the black and grey one was a little, umm, dull.

Whereas the Hendricks' one was a little, umm, bright. And the sort of thing my dear old Mum might have worn to a garden fete. (Had she ever gone to such events.)

I couldn't see the last one, but am guessing it was great.

Yep, that's a 1964 gadren fete dress alright. I won't argue.

And the grey plain one is fine if you need grey and plain for work, or funerals or somthing.

Fellatio, when I said 'the last one', obviously I meant the dress you referred to at 22.49.

Now I see you have since come up with a beige number WITH FRILLY BITS.

I think you are having a laugh, my friend.

That beige frilly thing is tres trendy I'll have you know. It's what all the young wimmin wear these days.

Fellatio doesn't lie. Beige, beige and more bloody beige. I actually bought some beigh, just so it would stop hounding me. Beige frilly stuff everywhere!

I am not ignoring you, but I am about to put someone right engage in a discussion with someone on another thread.

In the meantime:

1. beige
2. frilly

Mahraih, please do not get sucked in to this beige madness (frills are optional extra madness).

Love it, Fellatio (great name btw) but they don't have it in my size. What a bargain!

I love it do you thik it would be suitable to wear to my graduation?

No, no, no, ladies. Even though I am no wearer of dresses, I feel I must warn you against beige dresses. Especially those with frilly bits.

Red dress has stoma on front, beige dress looks like decorated with tripe.

But, still, bargains are bargains!

Stomas and tripe are very directional this season. Right then ladies, anyone who ordered the stoma - how does it look?

Another thing I have spotted an over-abundance of this season are clothes in the colour of baby diaorrhea. Horrid. Sort of deep dirty orangey mustard colour. Really yuk.