I was sent a 'Saltwater' catalogue in teh post

[DuplicitousBitch]

is there someone i can complain to and inform that i am not a gimmer

Just had a quick look - pretty grim - skirts remind me of M and S's dire 'Classic Collection' but dearer.

i see your saltwater and raise you poetry. they try and be a bit kew/wrap ish but it's really just overpriced and boring. saltwater was ok a couple of years ago, but bit drab now.

jeez, that link to the house or vomit brur should have a warning on it. my eyes look like this now

hahaha @ house of bruhaha we stop there everytime we go north cos they have lovely loos and nice cake. but yes it is full of quilted jackets and the car park has a special bit for people with landrovers and Labradors instead of parents and toddlers

I know this is an old threat but saltwater clothes were stunning a few years back. Dont think they are doing that well as a company since their stock online is last years!! I feel sad as they had some of the most gorgeous prints. very orla kiely. They are very mumsy now sadly...but they werent in the past. They had some truly beautiful pieces.

Oh dear
Now I know I am a gimmer!

Made me go to look online but is asking me to sign in. (shudders) better not!

I was just sent the Hotter catalogue. I'm seriously affronted.
I do have wide feet but I'm in my 30s FGS!

Snorting piggishly to myself.I almost want Johnnie to flog my details so I can see the delights of Saltwater.I'm heading rapidly in a gimmer direction (45) so it's only a matter of time.

So that's where the Saltwater and Anthropologie catalogues are coming from. Cheers Johnny