I am ginger.
I am going grey.
I choose a 'light natural auburn' dye.
I put it on, leave it for the required time.
Hey presto! Ridiculous hair. Or as DD put it "Not orange mummy, purple hair!"
What the fucking fuck am I supposed to do now? I look like a lady of the night in downtown Bucharest. Circa 1993.
And why does nobody make a ginger hair dye?!
I hate the world.