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jess carter morley and her spaffy videos

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FluffyMummy123 · 13/02/2011 11:20

why do we have to see her being made up and pouting

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MayorNaze · 13/02/2011 11:25

is this a youtube critique or someone famous i haven't heard of

i like lisa eldrige

and that american chick whose name i can't remember...

tulpe · 13/02/2011 11:51

I empathise with your view OP. Even her writing style these days is starting to wind me up.

tethersend · 13/02/2011 11:52

Her ankles annoy me.

NorbertDentressangle · 13/02/2011 11:54

I find myself shouting at the magazine, telling her to stand properly every time I see her in the style feature thingy.

Its that coy, slightly knock-kneed stance, every bloody week, winds me up

NorbertDentressangle · 13/02/2011 11:54

lol @ ankles.

thomasbodley · 13/02/2011 11:57

She annoys the fuck out of me, too. If she had any talent for telly, she'd be on telly, not on the Guardian's video channel.

Her writing is atrocious too...utterly banal and witless.

FIRE her,m I say. But she's married to someone famous, I think, and very well connected to lots of slebs.

FluffyMummy123 · 13/02/2011 11:57

ah the knocked knee stance is vair popular
suggestive of vulnerability or poor footwear as a child

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monkeysmama · 13/02/2011 12:25

Norbert my thoughts exactly. Why can't she just stand up and stop that limp wrist crap too.

FluffyMummy123 · 13/02/2011 12:27

anyoen could give me a rail load of lace tops and ill say

" yeah and this blue one gives a real aquatic edge to the seaon, and this red one is a firey shade i love the detail here"

bla bla

in fact i will go and do it now to my own wardrobe

" this monstrosity was a post natal mistake. These jeans fit me when i am a size 12, these ones are bloater jeans. these are in the vain hope that acid wash leopard print will come back into fashion"

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DuplicitousBitch · 13/02/2011 12:28

the lacey top one is hilarious. it is like they shoved her on and threated to beat her if she didn't to it.

FluffyMummy123 · 13/02/2011 12:29

someone had a lit match nearby.
all thayt polyester

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DuplicitousBitch · 13/02/2011 12:30

they should get hadley to do it

DuplicitousBitch · 13/02/2011 12:31

hadley would be all 'yes wear coloured lace if you want to look like a deranged 1st comunionite on steriods'

FluffyMummy123 · 13/02/2011 12:32

who?

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DuplicitousBitch · 13/02/2011 12:33

here

FluffyMummy123 · 13/02/2011 12:36

but she looks right scruffy.
bet the asistants in her local SPar are well acquainted with her nightwear collection.

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