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emmamacca · 10/02/2011 09:31

I haven't worn a slip for years (I think I must have been 10) but I recently bought a new dress for work online and when it arrived I found it was unlined. I liked the dress, didn't want to send it back so went to M&S and bought a black satin slip. Problem solved. Hmm maybe not. I wore my new slip yesterday for the first time. As I got dressed it caught my husbands interest and the remark "are you trying to seduce me Mrs Robinson". I liked this so went to work feeling like a rather foxy 40 something and thinking about the power that black satin has on men of a certain age. Anyway midmorning I take my self to the loo. It's busy so after a short wait I get into a cubicle. I struggle to get my pull me in tights and knickers down then hitch up my dress and slip and start my business. I instantly knew something was wrong as the usual tinkle sound is muffled. Yep i'm peeing on the back of my slip. I manage to stop but it was really too late, it's worse than a school girl error it's nursery basics. Then I had to figure out how to get my slip off without getting my dress wet while trapped in a box a meter square. This took a lot of time and thank god for yoga I eventually get if off but then comes the problem of what to do with the wet slip. Having only popped in for a quick wee I had no bag. So I folded it as small as possible and stuffed it into a sanitary disposal bag thankfully provided in the cubicle. I then made a dash back to my desk and buried it in my bag. When I got home my husband thought he was on a promise but poor man just got a mouthful when he asked why i'd taken off my sexy slip!

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OnlyWantsOne · 10/02/2011 09:33

ok

off to the dry cleaners with thee

3timesalady · 10/02/2011 12:54

I thought that was very funny! Cheered me right up Grin

emmamacca · 10/02/2011 20:28

I can see funny side now but at the time it was a nightmare.

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