I have a foul and pulsing canker slap bang in the middle of my face. It is half way up the bridge of my nose. I am stopping traffic.
I'll be honest - I am actually quite impressed in a horrified, 3rd person sort of a way.
So, what do I put on it?
Toothpaste?
Witch hazel?
Some vastly expensive unguent that will DEFINITELY work?
Advise me.