What should I wear with my troll boots this winter?

[whomovedmychocolate]

Is fur hooves and horns still in or should I stick to sackcloth and ashes?

Will this suit a winter wedding ?

lol....

Am gutted I have not been deleted for describing myself as a troll.

I've heard that the latest thing amongst under bridge dwellers is the equestrian look no?

whinney

I would look terrible in jodphurs though.

Maybe something yellow to clash go nicely when you are blue in the face from proclaiming that your story is actually true?