Aibu to think that the perfect jumper doesn't exist?!?

[Chocamochalatte]

I have searched and searched and I can not find a jumper that I like...

Would appreciate any help with this before DH divorces me for spending every day online in search of the perfect jumper!

Ok... Here's my criteria:

To wear with skinny jeans

Be able to wear with a coat

Not too long

Not too short

Not a boring v neck

Interesting

Not too trendy

Not at all mumsy

Not polo neck

Quite like boat neck / off shoulder...

So, not a really long list...

I am 32, 5'6 size 12

If you have any ideas please do share!

TIA

Of course I mean Clure, not 'flute' as my iPad conveniently changed your name to!

just found this also
and this

Quite like the first one... What do you think to this?

www.asos.com/Vero-Moda/Vero-Moda-Chunky-Crochet-Cable-Knit-Jumper/Prod/pgeproduct.aspx?iid=1396849&cid=2637&sh=0&pge=0&pgesize=200&sort=3&clr=Java+Camel

just not sure if the neck will annoy me!

I can't do ANY kind of neck that sticks up, out or drops in any direction!

perfect jumper

I think that's the most perfect jumper that I've ever seen!