What IS it with mums on the school run and their beloved ski jackets??
As soon as the temperature dips below 10c, out they come like clockwork each year, in their lurid fluro colours and multifunctional pockets.
Can someone tell them that they are for the SKI SLOPES, not the suburbs? Those long zip pockets? They're for your SKI PASS! You may as well walk around wearing a sign that says 'I have given up. I've lost all notion of what it is to even have a whiff of style. My children have taken over my life to such an extent that so long as my clothes are functional and warm and waterproof I don't care that I look like Eddie the Eagle's less cool younger sister'
They are so unsexy, they don't even warrant being called an adjective in which the word 'sex' appears.
I am hardly on the vanguard of fashion, and have been wearing the same furry hooded parka for several years now. I may well be channelling the Appletons circa 1997, but dear god, at least I'm channelling someone.
Repeat after me - ski jackets for the ski slopes, rucksacks for hiking and moutain bikes for cycling over moutains. It's not rocket science is it?
Ski jacket wearing mums on the school run unite and defend yourselves!