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Why did robbie wear hareem trousers tonight?

17 replies

Maryqueenofchocs · 12/09/2010 22:10

Now don't get me wrong, I still want to be the 2nd Mrs W, but why oh why did she let him leave his dressing room in hareem style trousers for the Help for Hero's concert tonight.

Didn't effect his performance, but just wanted to yank up his trews all the time...

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Danthe4th · 12/09/2010 22:15

God only knows they looked awful, but I also was cringing while listening to him sing with Mr B now that was bad, not so much the singing but the way they kept looking at each other all deep and meaningful.

GypsyMoth · 12/09/2010 22:17

brokebook mountain!!

bethylou · 12/09/2010 22:19

I don't even know what such trousers are, but did they explain Robbie's apparent hard-on that DH pointed out half way through his penultimate song?!! Sorry to lower the tone!!

shabbapinkfrog · 12/09/2010 22:19

In the words of Cleopatra from the film 'Carry on Cleopatra' 'Have him washed and sent to my tent'.....didn't even notice his kecks, was too busy wiping my sweaty menopausal moustache and perving about him LOL.

shabbapinkfrog · 12/09/2010 22:20

Lower the tone all you want Beth

GypsyMoth · 12/09/2010 22:20

lol,my dc know ALL the words to Angels....i have a huge canvas in my dining room with the lyrics on it!!

huge Robbie fan here....glad to see he hasnt changed too much!!

and good to see Peter Kay too....i was crying with laughter before he even spoke!!

bethylou · 12/09/2010 22:25

I am also a big fan, whether or not he had a hard on and whether or not it was caused by his trousers. Does sound as if 'hareem' trousers should cause an erection more than any other type though!!

GypsyMoth · 12/09/2010 22:30

not as big as me Beth!!! lol

a fan i mean, not erection!!

VivaLeBeaver · 12/09/2010 22:32

Because he's fried his little brain by snorting too much coke.

amothersplaceisinthewrong · 12/09/2010 22:33

Robbie Williams is a W**r.

oneofsuesylvesterscheerios · 12/09/2010 22:34

praps him and Ayda are ttc and he's keeping his nads cool

GypsyMoth · 12/09/2010 22:36

'cods'wallop!!

Sanesometimes1 · 12/09/2010 23:53

Robbie can wear "anything" and still be cool ! x

Whoamireally · 13/09/2010 21:33

I was actually there at Twickers and they still looked shit from a distance. Prob even worse if you were watching in glorious full-size technicolor.

But, oh ladies, Enrique Inglesias..... He was just totally gorgeous and drove the crowd wild!!!

hatcam · 13/09/2010 21:50

perhaps they weren't harem pants, he was just channelling the toddler-I've-done-a-poo in-my-pants-and-it's-making-them-heavy-look?

or maybe he'd really done a poo?

shabbapinkfrog · 13/09/2010 22:03

Whoam I was beyond giddy when Enrique aka 'sex on a stick' came on and then when Robbie aka 'mauls up your vest on a first date' followed him ......OMG it was all too much

Whoamireally · 14/09/2010 13:12

My word. What I wouldn't have given to be one of Enrique's official leg-holders (he was perched on the barriers like a rather sexy sparrow at one point and all these people were holding his legs ) We were all (a gaggle of 30-40-something women) feeling rather hot under the collar!

As well as laughing at the little fat bald guy with the clipboard who was forced to vault over the barriers in hot pursuit of Enrique. I bet he was almost apoplectic!

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