A cautionary tale
AFTER USING VEET CLEAN YOUR BATHROOM THOROUGHLY EVERYWHERE
Otherwise in the morning you will have smooth lady bits from doing it the night before when the kids are asleep.
You will of course have washed out the shower/bath for the next person to use it.
You will get up and get DS and the baby ready for school run, quick baths alround, mad dash to school through snow, ice etc.
On returning from school run you will removes dd's (then aged 7 weeks) hat, you will encounter a large white blob.
You will think wtf is that?? Is it gum???? You will touch it, it is not gum?? You will panic and sniff it. You will instantly recognise the smell, you will feel your chest constrict as your heart simultaneously drops out your bottom.
Next you will get a wet wipe and wipe it away tentativily: relief that the cream has not burned or damaged your precious daughter immediately gives way to a greater more more predominant fear
"How the fuckitiy fuck am I going to explain a 10 pence piece sized bald patch on top of the babies head to dh, dmum and dmil?!?!"

To this day I have NO IDEA how that got on her head and where it got on her head in the bathroom despite scouring high and low.